Tom at Half-Moose!
FUBAR? We think not. He's our newest Augean Stabler, after all. Congratulations! Read his winning entry:
Runner-Up: Patti, "Where the Hell Are We?"
The winner's Muse will be deferred to March 16th due to the upcoming River of Mnemosyne Challenge. Regular Muses will return on March 1st, with a Muse from JeffScape.
If you're not scared (and we'll understand if you are... cowardice is easy, after all), come back on February 1st for the River of Mnemosyne.